A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up,
“I’m really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me,
I’ll stay with you for a week”.
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says “OK,
OK, if you kiss me,
I’ll give you great sex for a week”.
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later,
“Turn me back into a princess and I’ll give you great sex for a whole year!”.
The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says,
“What’s wrong with you?
I’ve promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won’t even kiss a frog?”
“I’m a programmer,”
he replies. “I don’t have time for sex…. But a talking frog is pretty neat.”


99 little bugs in the code,

99 bugs in the code,

Fix one bug, compile it again,

101 little bugs in the code.

101 little bugs in the code,

101 bugs in the code,

Fix one bug,

compile it again,

103 little bugs in the code.

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