Husband & Wife – Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.” “But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.” The judge…
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
“If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology
over the past few decades,
“ boasts Gates…, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8,
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.
The frog pipes up,
“I’m really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me,
I’ll stay with you for a week”.
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog …