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Category:Funny Jokes
Joothe hai woh dost jo kehte the..Jaan bhi mango
toh de denge.. Aj woh apni girl friend jo jaan
kehte hai.. Aur mango toh saale inkar kar dete
hai..!!!
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Category:Funny Jokes
Poem: Zindgi badi udas hai,mujhe lagi pyas
hai,muje duniya se na koi aas hai,muje khelni ati
taash hai,main uska sir fod dunga,jisne kaha meri
poem bakvas hai.
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Category:Funny Jokes
1 Good reason Why india can never win against
australia? Its all in d name: The last 3 alphabets
of australia says "lia" And india says "dia"!
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Category:Funny Jokes
143 means? Do u wants to know? what it means?
Press Down.. . . .
..........................................................................
It means... ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE!!
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Category:Funny Jokes
Osama to big B (Amitabh): How are you??.. Big B:
Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you?.. Osama: Bas
kabhi gola kabhi bum :-D.
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Category:Funny Jokes
Tum mann hi mann unhe chahte reho gye,unhe batane
ka plan banate reho gae,pata laga ki koi or le gya
unhe tum to bas unki shadi me tent,kursiyan lagate
reho gaye..
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Category:Funny Jokes
Jab se tumhe dekha hai... ...... . . . . mera
.......... . . raat ko ........ . . . din ko
...... . . . . subah ko ......... . . . . shaam ko
.......... . . . khaate samay ......... . . .
peete samay ......... . . . sote samay ........ .
. . nahate samay ........ . . . parhte samay
........... . . . aate samay ............. . . . .
jaate samay ............... . . ........ hass hass
ke bura haal ho gya hai...!!
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Category:Funny Jokes
Jo har shaam tumhe ched jaye,... jo har raat
tumhare galon ko chum jaye,.. jo har subah tumhre
kano me kuch kah jaye,... use maar do ..... wo
machhar hai...(Dengu se bacho)..
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Category:Funny Jokes
Jeevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apka sath nibhati
hai . . apki wife..! Nahi . . apki girl fren . . .
areee nahi yaar . . . aapkii . . . . . . .......
CHAPPAL. ..... . So take care of ur chappal
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Category:Funny Jokes
Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se
pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi apko bahut
karte hain,Par darte hain k kahin aapko zukaam na
ho jaye
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Category:Funny Jokes
Dekh k logoko,socha ishq hum b karle... phir
bewafao ko dekh socha,thoda sabr karle....... jaan
gawante dekh is daldal me kaio ko.... Socha patli
gali se hm Nikl len...
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Category:Funny Jokes
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo
mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu taaeel hi
itna lagati hai k har bar fisal jata hoon.. :-D
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Category:Funny Jokes
aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam
kahani .. .. .. .. ..
................................................
. Idiot! Ab kia un ki laash doondh rahay ho kaha
na maar gaye khatam kahaani.ab sojao
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Category:Funny Jokes
A:u r Active B:u r Best C:u r Cute D:u r Dashing
E:u r Excellant F:u r alwayz 1st G:u r Gr8 Sorry Z
tak jhooth bolne ki himmat mujhme nahi hai! :-D
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Category:Funny Jokes
Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, Har
gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, .... upar
likha hai chappal chor, niche 5 rupees inaam hai :-D
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Category:Funny Jokes
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN
PARAG PAN MASALA but girraffe was not eating. Why?
Bcoz Oonche log Oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND :-)
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Category:Funny Jokes
Jab 50-50 km. DUur koi baccha rota hai
hoooo....... .Oooo...to uski Maa bahut khush hoti
hai aur kahti hai uska beta bada hoke "HIMESH
RISHMYA" Banega. :-D
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Category:Funny Jokes
TERE GAM ME TADAP KE MAR JAYENGE, MAR GAYE TO TERA
NAAM LE JAYENGE, RAB KO RISHWAT DE KE TUJHE BHI
BULANENGE, UPAR SAATH BAITH KE KURKURE KHAENGE.
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