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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar
aata hai
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA
CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN
AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE
NAHIN DENGE
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai.
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke
qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab
tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil
dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt
sab ko jeena sikha deta.
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka
khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky
draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane
bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal
khane bane.. kesa laga
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa
bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe
kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho
nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho
colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard
nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha
yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali
ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum
yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko
laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur
kitna gol karenge.!
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki
se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke
dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
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Category:Funny Urdu Jokes
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka
blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25
saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
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