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Category:Insulting Jokes

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how
long a human being can live without brain. Please
tell them ur age.

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Abe, Zyada Khush Mat Ho, Hai To Tu Ghonchu hi…
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
Tu hai harjaee, tu apna b yeh toar sahi......too
nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe
suroor hai aankhon mein noor hai chehrepe suroor
hai apni kisi friend se baat he karva do meri
shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wah
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam
sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms
na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo
ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise
waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali
jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag
pakerta hey.
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo
laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost
aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely, par
kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay
say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b
jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he
ha ha hoooo
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko. 3. sheesha ke saamne
khare ho ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala
tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori
saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein
hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke
liye aa gaye hain.
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega.
Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum
is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush
hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti, Tum us baat pe wo
kehti, Shukar hai tum nahi hoo!!!
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein
padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur
ullo sms padh raha hai.
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
Always smile ,you know why?
bcoz..hanso ,jiyo ?
muskurao kya pata ?
kal daat ho na ho?
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes
tumara chera moti saman moti hamara kutteka naam
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting Jokes

door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha
najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
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