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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Pathan: mai tmry liya sub kuch chor dunga

Girl: Ammi abu
Pathan: yes

Girl: frndz
Pathan: yes

Grl: Naswar?
Pathan: BAJI CHALTI PHIRTI NAZAR AAO.
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
AJ WO AZEEM DIN HAI JAB AJ SE

5000 SAL

PEHLY
AIK AISI
MEDCINE
EJAD HUI
THI JIS KI
WAJA
SE
AAJ
PURI
DUNYA
K PATHAN
ZINDA HAIN

H@PPY N@SW@R D@Y!
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest
ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Bank manager ask the pathan in interview

Manager" what is Cyclone?

Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to
purchase a Cycle.
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Pathan proposed a Girl:

Kutta mar geya Razai main,
Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Pathan:Dr apne kaha tha k subha uth k

koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai

Pr mughe koi farq nhi para.

Doctor:Konsa game khelte the???

Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala...
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye "10
lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do" Ka
sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.

Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!

Sath sticker pe likha tha..

"Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka
he k khan ne khan ko loota!"
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Ek pathan phone karta hy tu awaz ati hay:

"Ye call milane k liye aap ka balance na kafi hai"

Pathan:Koi bat nhi behn tum hum se bat karo itna
hi kafi hy.
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
nach raha tha

Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya?

BREAK DANCE!Full time masti nonstop fun
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Pathan proposed his boss daughter.
Boss: Tumhari salary itni bhi nahi hai ke tum use
Toilet Paper dila sako.
Pathan: Yar agar woh itni potty karti hai to rehne
do....
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha
tha.

Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?

TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar"
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Cow per bethey ek pathan ko

TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha

k aapka HELMET nhi hai?

Chalan hoga

Pathan: Dhiyan se dekh Nechey andhay

four Wheeler Hay
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes

Cinema mai "KHAWATEEN" k haqooq per film chal rahi
thi 1 khatoon ne josh mai naara lagaya:

Aaj ki aurat kya nhi kar sakti?

Pathan: Deewar k sath Peshab.
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
Pathan was Kissing a Girl inside a Car

Police Man:Kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan:Nazar nahi aa raha?

Police Man: Mera number kab aaye ga?

Pathan: Is larki ke bad.
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
A pathan was playing "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI"

Shahrukh asked apny baap ka nam batao.

Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhta hai kya?"

Pehly 4 option tu do?
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes

Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai"

Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??

Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...
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Category:Khan Sab Jokes
A pathan got divorced, after few months he
decided to get a root.
He goes to whore house, finds himself a beautiful
girl to sleep with.

While they were busy

The prostitute moves a little bit which makes it
difficult for pathan to continue rooting her.

Pathan gets angry and says: Bhaji sahi pakro warna
hum paisay kam denga.
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