Musharraf went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.
Mushy interrupted, Well, thats normal, isnt it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?
The doctor replied, Thats true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isnt anything right, while on the right side there isnt anything left.
Padhay likhay Punjab ka . Jahil Wazir e alaa Trakki yafta Pakistan ki .. doobty hui economy Sarsabz Pakistan mein .. aata khatam ho gya Islami Jamhooria main . Laal Masjid jala di Azad media mein Geo band Azad judiciary main Chief Justice band Apni fauj apnay awam . nishanay pakkay karnay ka tareeqa Mizile amrica kay log hamaray .. Wazirastan main insan janwar say bhi sastay Chehra Mush ka Kaam Bush ka Qurbani awam ki paisay kharay Musharaf kay Missing persons .. Never born on earth
Aik admi apnay bachay ko Aalim k pas lay gaya aur poocha k mera beta bara ho k kia banay ga? Aalim nay bachay k agay sharab ki botal, paisay aur Kitaab rakhi. Bachay nay teeno cheezen lay leen! Aalim bara hairan houa, sochata raha .phir bola: Ye Bacha Molana FAZL UR Rahman banay ga!
A fisherman catches a fish and brings it home and tells his wife to cook it. Wife replies Na Ata hai, Na bijli hai, Na gas hai, Na oil hai, fish kesay pakaon? Jao iss ko ja ker pani main wapas daal ao. Fisherman goes back and throws the fish back in water. After sometime, fish gets her mouth out of water and shouts GEO MUSHARRAF !
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