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Category:Politics Jokes


@admin pkpolitics.

Please allow me to say the following few words, on
this subject : -

1. Well done, a very good start at your end. Each
of the jokes, as shown

above, (to my mind, ) are excellent, in one way or
the other, ( certainly,

excluding mine ! )

2. But so far, the most hilarious ones, I think,
so far, have been sent by,

Malek, Pakistani 2008, & by Sherisha.

Well done again, admin pkpolitics.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


Musharraf went to see the doctor to get the
results of his brain scan. The doctor said: “Mr.
President, I have some bad news for you. First, we
have discovered that your brain has two sides: the
left side and the right side.”

Mushy interrupted, “Well, that’s normal, isn’t it?
I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?”

The doctor replied, “That’s true, Mr. President.
But your brain is very unusual because on the left
side there isn’t anything right, while on the
right side there isn’t anything left.”
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


NEW URDU DICTIONARY.

Padhay likhay Punjab ka……………………………………………. Jahil
Wazir e alaa
Trakki yafta Pakistan ki ………………………………………….. doobty
hui economy
Sarsabz Pakistan mein………………………………………….. aata
khatam ho gya
Islami Jamhooria main……………………………………………. Laal
Masjid jala di
Azad media mein……………………………………………………………… Geo band
Azad judiciary main………………………………………………… Chief
Justice band
Apni fauj apnay awam…………………………. nishanay pakkay
karnay ka tareeqa
Mizile amrica kay……………… log hamaray……………………………………………
……………………………………….. Wazirastan main insan janwar say
bhi sastay
Chehra Mush ka………………………………………………………… Kaam Bush ka
Qurbani awam ki………………………………………… paisay kharay
Musharaf kay
Missing persons………………………………………………….. Never born on
earth
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes
Aik admi apnay bachay ko Aalim k pas lay gaya aur
poocha k mera beta bara ho k kia banay ga?
Aalim nay bachay k agay sharab ki botal, paisay
aur Kitaab rakhi. Bachay nay teeno cheezen lay leen!
Aalim bara hairan houa, sochata raha….phir bola:
Ye Bacha Molana FAZL UR Rahman banay ga!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


Do you know what thing is common between all
Pakistani Shareif’s (Nawaz Shareif, Shabaz Shareif
and Babra Shareif )……………………….

All of them have good relationships with Sheikhs
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


Another political sms also received as such ; - ‘
Yeh Sher hamarae Hero haen ;

Baaqi Sub ke Sub Zero haen .’
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


Following two political -sounding sms were
received, lately : -

1. Siraf . . . . hamara Sher hae, baqi Sub haer
phaer hae.

2. PPP ka teer, mush ki . . . . mein kar gia cheer.

( More will be contributed, upon receipt. )
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes
Mush and his Qs and MQM is the biggest joke to
this nation SMS cannot bottle them in couple of
sentences…
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


“A non-political SMS …

A reporter asks Inzamam about Bob Woolmer’s death.

Inzamam starts by saying ….

First of all, thanks to Allah, boys did a good job …”

Here is another one,

A reporter congratulate Inzi on the birth of his son.

Inzi goes, first of all thanks to Allah, boys did
a great job and it was a team effort!!
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes
Sum 1 asked “How do I send songs through SMS to
Pakistan”
Answer Came “Send it through Pakistan Army, they
will drop it right on the top of house”
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


Very soon Mush’s book “in the line of fire” will
be translated and made part of school syllabus.
The book will be called

“Nanhai Ke Karnamme”
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


A non-political SMS …

A reporter asks Inzamam about Bob Woolmer’s death.

Inzamam starts by saying ….

First of all, thanks to Allah, boys did a good job …
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


yeh to apnay hi javaanooN kay luhu say tar hai?
maeray saalaar taeray haath ki talvaar peh Khaak

tu nay barbaad ki’yaa arz-e-vatan ko maeri
Khaak ai Aamer-e-dauraaN, teray kirdaar peh Khaak
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes
agar aik ship main

Nawaz Shareef
Pervaiz Musharraf
Altaf Hussain
Fazlu rehamn
Pervaiz Elahi
Asif Zardari

ye sab bethay hon aur ship doob jaey tou aap k
khiyaal main kone bach jaey ga?

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Sirf Hamara Payara PAKISTAN!
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


Musharraf got arrested and was put in front of
firing squad. Musharraf shouted:

Don’t shoot me, ‘Pakistan comes first’.
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


Government of Pakistan give 3 gifts to the nation
in 2007
1 bijli band
2 gas band
3 pani band

agar ab aap log awam ki g**nd band karwana chahte
hain tou cycle per mohar lagain

sorry if u r supporter of qutta league
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes


amreeka nay jo kutta pala
wardi wala wardi wala

kuttay nay jo kutta pala
wazeer-e-alaa wazeer-e-alaa
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics Jokes
A fisherman catches a fish and brings it home and
tells his wife to cook it. Wife replies” Na Ata
hai, Na bijli hai, Na gas hai, Na oil hai, fish
kesay pakaon? Jao iss ko ja ker pani main wapas
daal ao”. Fisherman goes back and throws the fish
back in water. After sometime, fish gets her mouth
out of water and shouts ” GEO MUSHARRAF” !
Email to Your Friends Sender: PM of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
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