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Category:Sardar Jokes
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer

gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me

20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was

laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing?

Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch

network is following me.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question

ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS

HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Santa! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor

he remembers I don't have a daughter!

At 25flr:I'm unmarried!

At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an

umbrella and go.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his

college.

U knw Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is

leaking...
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -

I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY

KIDNEY....
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He

was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary

Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open

mouth....... ......... .

WHY?

because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should

be light"_-=
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs

tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he

does this.

Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence

into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face

in a funeral

function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?

.

.

He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN

A BIG GROUP OF 19?

THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r

others running?
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after

Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered

huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was?

. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar Jokes
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody

will b there....... ...... Girl goes at night & realy

nobody was there
Email to Your Friends Sender: Janoo German  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
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