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Category:Decent Jokes
your running time will be your memories in the future
either good or bad
and there is a wise saying that the steering of the life is in every one's hand
so if you are a very good driver then your memories in the future will become
a myth for your grand grand grand ones.
(by waseem Malik)
Email to Your Friends Sender: Muhammad waseem  |  Posted Date: 07-12-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Baagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulaab Hoga!




Baagh Mai Hai Chambeli To Kal Gulaab Hoga!


Wah Wah Wah!




Apse Karega Wohi Shadi jis ka Dimagh Kharab hoga...




Wah Wah wah!
Email to Your Friends Sender: AE  |  Posted Date: 05-12-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Waise to ap bohot Baa kamal ho.
Har baat me ap Bemisal ho.
Magar kab se SMS nahi aya.

Or

Busy to itne ho jaise.

CITY NAZIM Mustafa Kamal ho.
Email to Your Friends Sender: AE  |  Posted Date: 05-12-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Koi Zabt Dy Na jaLAL Dy
Mujhay Sirf itna Kamal Dy

" Me Bay-kason ki Sada
Banun K Zamana Meri
Misal Dy"

"Teri Rehmaton ka Nazool ho
Meri Mehnaton ka Sila Mily"

"Mujhy Maal-o-Zar ki Hawus Na ho
Mujhy Bus tu Rizq-e-Halal Dy"

"Meri Zehen me Tairi fikr ho Mairi
Sana me Tera Zikr ho"

"Tera khouf Meri Nijaat ho Sabhi
Khouf Dil sy Nikal Dy"

"Teri Bargaah me Aey ALLAH !
Meri Roz-o-Shab hy Yehu Dua"

Tu Raheem hy Tu Kareem hy
Tu Sabhi Balaa'on ka taal Dy

(Ameen)
Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 03-12-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Friendship is a one Way Road
to be Travelled by Two,
wid Hand in Hand,
To Care,

To Share,

To Forgive,

To LoVe,

&

To Say Silently

"I'm Always with U"
Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 03-12-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Salam-e-Subha
,.**., With A
( '-' ) Cool
(,|:|,) Morning

A WaRm NooN

And A GolDeN SunSet.

Be HaPPy
HAve A BeaUTiFul DaY


STYLE.

Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 03-12-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
&
Finally
But
Truly

U R SO SWEET



Email to Your Friends Sender: AE  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
The value of life does not depend on the length of
time on this Earth but rather on the amount of
love given and shared to the people we care about.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Make yourself a better person and know who you are
before you try and know someone else and expect
them to know you
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
SHOOT FOR THE MOON
EVEN IF U MISS
U WILL LAND AMONGST THE STARS
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result
of preparation, hard work, learning from
failure."

Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile
& Some of Them Have a Nice Face But Yoy Have All
of Them Inclluding a nice Heart...
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes

Friendship is Like A Tree ...It is Not Measured on
How tall it could be,But on how deep the roots
have grown.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
The smile is like a simcard & life is like
cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a
smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
I knocked at HEAVENS door
GOD asked" What is your wish of today?"
I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one
reading this message"
GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED "
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN AGNEL
ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT
I TOLD AN AGNEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
HE SAID " NO"
"BUT WHY"
He said "Angelz dont take care of angelz"
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING
PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME
FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID
TILL I M ALIVE....
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Decent Jokes
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock,
there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a
paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... "I Miss You"
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
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